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It is published in the biggest paper in Finland.
Somehow I recognize myself in this strip.
Don't know why.
I just wanted to share this.

1) "Damn this a steep one!"
2) "Unbelievably steep!"
3) "Look, the pig's worn out." "-He's skiing drunk."
Having just been through Valentine's Day some time ago and Women's Day yesterday, I think we ( as in the superior male sex ) really do deserve a national - no, make that global - holiday as well.
Apparently im not the first person to understand this, as someone mentioned theres going to be a Steak'n'Blowjob Day in just 5 days! Perfect!
Here is a citation concerning the holiday. I hope any politician of any level realises how important such a holiday would be and hopefully put up a petition suggesting making this holiday official - we all support "equality" of sexes, don't we?
"Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women. The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order."
I wen't out again last night. Lots of weird things happened.
a) I was asked If i wanted to buy acid. I didn't think twice.
b) Chris gave me a condom which I then succesfully put on my head fixing the edge right below my nose, then blowing it full of air making an absolutely MASSIVE balloon out of it. I think I managed to stole the attention of all the people in the club at the time! SUCCESS!
Even though some sorry-ass fucker blew up the balloon by slashing it with his keys but It still was fun.
See the video below!
a) I was asked If i wanted to buy acid. I didn't think twice.
b) Chris gave me a condom which I then succesfully put on my head fixing the edge right below my nose, then blowing it full of air making an absolutely MASSIVE balloon out of it. I think I managed to stole the attention of all the people in the club at the time! SUCCESS!
Even though some sorry-ass fucker blew up the balloon by slashing it with his keys but It still was fun.
See the video below!

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