Friday, March 09, 2007

Holiday for men

Today I came across with this piece of a cartoon called Wagner & Co.
( http://www.hs.fi/viivijawagner/1135225568628 )

It is published in the biggest paper in Finland.

Somehow I recognize myself in this strip.

Don't know why.

I just wanted to share this.




1) "Damn this a steep one!"
2) "Unbelievably steep!"
3) "Look, the pig's worn out." "-He's skiing drunk."



Having just been through Valentine's Day some time ago and Women's Day yesterday, I think we ( as in the superior male sex ) really do deserve a national - no, make that global - holiday as well.

Apparently im not the first person to understand this, as someone mentioned theres going to be a Steak'n'Blowjob Day in just 5 days! Perfect!

Here is a citation concerning the holiday. I hope any politician of any level realises how important such a holiday would be and hopefully put up a petition suggesting making this holiday official - we all support "equality" of sexes, don't we?

"Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women. The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order."

I wen't out again last night. Lots of weird things happened.

a) I was asked If i wanted to buy acid. I didn't think twice.

b) Chris gave me a condom which I then succesfully put on my head fixing the edge right below my nose, then blowing it full of air making an absolutely MASSIVE balloon out of it. I think I managed to stole the attention of all the people in the club at the time! SUCCESS!
Even though some sorry-ass fucker blew up the balloon by slashing it with his keys but It still was fun.

See the video below!


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